Two Funny Urine Story's

This happened years ago

I remember hearing about this group of young people drinking beer in there car. One of the young people has to go pee, so he goes in a empty beer bottle or maybe there was still some beer in the bottle but anyway he goes in the beer bottle. Then some other friends show up and ask if they got any thing to drink they say sure and hand them the pee with beer bottle. The young guy who gets the urine beer bottle has already been drinking, starts sucking it down. One of the guys who gave him the pee beer, stars telling  the guy drinking pee beer,   URINE ALCOHOLIC  every so often you would hear YOUR AN ALCOHOLIC. Very funny stuff. The Poor guy drinking this horrible concoction would deny he was a alcoholic shit faces as he was. This happened when we were growing up.

Another story,
Me and my brother and two of my best friends were working on this grain seed farm, detasseling  corn. We did it during the summer months when we were on summer vacation from high school. All four of us were on the walking crew, that means you walk the row of corn pulling out the corn tassel located on top of each corn plant. Some of the corn is very tall and some short but you had to pull them all short or tall. All four of us start out in our corn rows, next to me is my brother, then Ernie, then Stone. We start out going the same pace, but some corn rows go on forever if you know what I mean. Me and my brother and Ernie wind up finishing are rows of corn before Stone does. The corn at the end of all rows is very short, Ernie has to go no.1 he knows what row of corn Stone is in and goes over to Stones last corn plant and pees all over the tassel. So here comes Stone we are all standing around watching him do the last few corn plants, Stone grabs the last of his corn tassels and gives it a good hard yank, you can tell Stone was very glad to be done with that extremely long row of corn. I go up to him and ask Stone if that last tassel was wet, Stone looks at me with sweat dripping from his face, says very wet I even got some juice on my face from it. We all die laughing, then in three part harmony me and my brother and Ernie yell URINE TASSEL.Stone takes off after Ernie but does not catch him. See earlier that week my dad had told me and my brother  what a urine ball in baseball was, we did not know,  a urine ball is a baseball you knock the piss out it at bat.