Baked to be the best Bunny Bread

I would like to see this made into a Bunny Bread TV commercial. A young man comes running into the bread lane carrying a toaster in his hand. The young man is wearing socks and slides into the bread isle. Steppenwolf Born to be wild is playing, but the words go like this to the song.  GET YOUR TOASTER RUNNING, HEAD INTO THE BREAD ISLE, LOOKING FOR SOME BUNNY BREAD AND WHAT EVER KIND OF BUNNY BREAD COMES ALONG!!!!  BAKED TO BE THE BEST!!! BAKED TO BE THE BEST!!!!  The young man grabs a bunch of Bunny Bread and heads to the check out.   Then cut to young man at home eating some Bunny Bread toast with a big mile on his face.

Messin with Sasquatch/UFO ABDUCTS SASQUATCH

I would love to see this made into a Messin with Sasquatch TV Commercial, I think its funny. Sasquatch is sleeping in the woods, when up above in the sky appears this giant alien spaceship "UFO", a beam of light from the aliens spaceship transports Sasquatch onto their spacecraft. When Sasquatch finally comes too or starts to wake up, he finds himself on all fours and aliens standing around him. A couple of the aliens  are near Sasquatch's rear attempting to do a alien probe.Sasquatch eyes get real big and a look of surprise and horror comes over the big guy's entire face. Then Sasquatch gets mad as hell and go's ballistic,  Sasquatch kills the aliens and crashes their spaceship to earth, Sasquatch lives. Those aliens should not have been messin with Sasquatch!!!

Angel in the woods

You tube video, The day I saved a ground squirrel from drowning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZlu0RciMU0

Trees

THANKS JESUS MY LORD

Trees

Trees 
THANK YOU MY LORD JESUS
FOR CREATING SUCH BEAUTY

Wile E. Coyote

Jazz When he was younger

My Dogs Jazz and Ruffuss

Would this be a good game for kids?

How about have a game where you move your piece along the rim of a toilet. The Toilet rim keeps retracting as the games goes on. The object of the game is to get completely around the toilet rim with out falling into the toilet water. I guess you could also use a swimming pool instead of a toilet as the setting.

God is in charge of the Climate

"While the earth remains, Seedtime and harvest, And cold and heat, And summer and winter, And day and night Shall not cease." - See more at: http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Weather,-God~s-Sovereignty-Over#sthash.msQ5QFLv.dpuf

Rosary in the book of Revelation?

Could the Rosary be in the book of Revelation?  This photo is taken from GOOD NEWS FOR MODERN MAN  The New Testament in Today's English Version.  Rev. Ch. 20 V.1  To me the angel could be holding a rosary chain in his hand, but i guess it could also be the divine chaplet, or maybe its a huge regular chain just  like it says.   Rev. Ch. 20 V.1   Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven , holding in his hand the key to the abyss, and a heavy chain.  See I have often thought that the 1,000 years of peace will be when everybody on earth prays the rosary everyday, but only God knows for sure about this matter. I guess if I make it to heaven I can ask God, or that angel what the chain is:)   PRAISE THE LORD JESUS!!

I sent this to Glenn Beck

Hi Glenn

I think you, Pat and Stu are very funny sometimes. Love you guys

 

I would like to see this as a messin with Sasquatch tv commercial. Have Sasquatch beamed up aboard a UFO as he is sleeping in the woods. As Sasquatch is waking up or coming too aboard the UFO, he finds himself on all fours and aliens around him messin with his rear trying to do a alien probe on Sasquatch.,Sasquatch goes ballistic on the aliens and crashes their space ship to the earth. I think this would be funny, I think its very funny:)

 

 

Thank you very much for your time.

Take care and God Bless you all at the Blaze!:)

Nicholas

Two Funny Urine Story's

This happened years ago

I remember hearing about this group of young people drinking beer in there car. One of the young people has to go pee, so he goes in a empty beer bottle or maybe there was still some beer in the bottle but anyway he goes in the beer bottle. Then some other friends show up and ask if they got any thing to drink they say sure and hand them the pee with beer bottle. The young guy who gets the urine beer bottle has already been drinking, starts sucking it down. One of the guys who gave him the pee beer, stars telling  the guy drinking pee beer,   URINE ALCOHOLIC  every so often you would hear YOUR AN ALCOHOLIC. Very funny stuff. The Poor guy drinking this horrible concoction would deny he was a alcoholic shit faces as he was. This happened when we were growing up.

Another story,
Me and my brother and two of my best friends were working on this grain seed farm, detasseling  corn. We did it during the summer months when we were on summer vacation from high school. All four of us were on the walking crew, that means you walk the row of corn pulling out the corn tassel located on top of each corn plant. Some of the corn is very tall and some short but you had to pull them all short or tall. All four of us start out in our corn rows, next to me is my brother, then Ernie, then Stone. We start out going the same pace, but some corn rows go on forever if you know what I mean. Me and my brother and Ernie wind up finishing are rows of corn before Stone does. The corn at the end of all rows is very short, Ernie has to go no.1 he knows what row of corn Stone is in and goes over to Stones last corn plant and pees all over the tassel. So here comes Stone we are all standing around watching him do the last few corn plants, Stone grabs the last of his corn tassels and gives it a good hard yank, you can tell Stone was very glad to be done with that extremely long row of corn. I go up to him and ask Stone if that last tassel was wet, Stone looks at me with sweat dripping from his face, says very wet I even got some juice on my face from it. We all die laughing, then in three part harmony me and my brother and Ernie yell URINE TASSEL.Stone takes off after Ernie but does not catch him. See earlier that week my dad had told me and my brother  what a urine ball in baseball was, we did not know,  a urine ball is a baseball you knock the piss out it at bat.