Baked to be the best Bunny Bread

I would like to see this made into a Bunny Bread TV commercial. A young man comes running into the bread lane carrying a toaster in his hand. The young man is wearing socks and slides into the bread isle. Steppenwolf Born to be wild is playing, but the words go like this to the song.  GET YOUR TOASTER RUNNING, HEAD INTO THE BREAD ISLE, LOOKING FOR SOME BUNNY BREAD AND WHAT EVER KIND OF BUNNY BREAD COMES ALONG!!!!  BAKED TO BE THE BEST!!! BAKED TO BE THE BEST!!!!  The young man grabs a bunch of Bunny Bread and heads to the check out.   Then cut to young man at home eating some Bunny Bread toast with a big mile on his face.